Gratitude Fail.
My company spends a LOT of money on health insurance every month, a ridiculous amount in fact, but hey, everyone needs health insurance right? So, years after being frustrated with this company for ridiculous customer service and their uncanny ability to screw up paperwork at EVERY turn, they decided to thank me for my business.
I literally received a wadded up package / envelope in my USPS box with no name on the shoddy packaging. I of course opened the odd shaped package out of curiosity and found 2 sheets of crunched up papers, a cheesy mouse pad that I’ll never use and the cheapest broken clicking pen I’ve ever seen, courtesy of my health insurance company.
Their message to me? Thanks for the thousands and thousands of dollars you’ve spent with us, please find a crappy 1 dollar mouse pad and a 2 cent pen that you will never use and end up throwing it away by the end of the day, it’s our way of saying thanks.
If you’re going to thank someone, do it right. It would have been better if they had never sent anything at all.